To tweet or not to tweet

Shashi's thoughts as he waited outside the Madam's chamber:

To tweet, or not to tweet: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the flight to suffer
The cramped confines with the cattle class,
Or to take arms against a herd of holy cows,
And by tweeting end them?

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My innocuous, laconic tweet
Has created a furore so bitter;
Am amazed at vehemence of those opposing it
I now rue of i had ne'er signed on Twitter.